Amazing, Loving, Soothing
Bed, Sex, Love, Mate
Exhausting, Thrashing, Rubbing
Party of Champions 3
Party of Champions 3
Yogurt sat in the auction house, awaiting the arrival of the slaves, or more importantly, the arrival of Domino, his soon-to-be problem solver. With her, he could solve any obstacle that they overcame, assuming of course, that she was as good as she said she was.
The lights dimmed, and the main stage lit up. An announcer stepped on and began rallying up the crowd. There must’ve been hundreds of people sitting around the stage. It disgusted Yogurt to see all the people who supported slavery in Rai.
“Are we ready?” the announcer shouted. “It is time for the main event! Let’s bring out the first selection!”
A young boy was brought out onto the stage. He looked incredibly afraid of everyone. Yogurt felt bad for the kid, but he didn’t have enough money unfortunately to buy both of them.
“This is a young boy, about nine years old. He loves to work, and with a little discipline, he will become an extraordinary wo
Corona Core 43rd Ed.
Corona Core (43rd Edition)
Couple’s Month: Phoebe and Saturn
Hello, everybody. And welcome to a brand new edition of Corona Core. I am your host, Phoebe. You may recognize me from the series Universal Darkness. If you have, great! I’m glad you like the series. If not, it’ll be a good time for you to get to know me. Joining me today is my husband, Saturn, who is also the leader of the Genesis (What up?) Corona is not here, for I guess she found Couple’s Month as a good excuse for her to slack off and take the month off (Lame-ass bitch). Whatever, we’ll continue on with the show as normal.
So, first off, I want to let you all know that I don’t use profanity too often. I don’t like the idea of limiting the general audience when releasing a story or an installment. It doesn’t make sense to me. Saturn, on the other hand, is a bad-mouthed man. Like Corona, he’ll be using all sorts of bad words to get his point across (damn right I will).
The Next: Super Smash Bros. for Wii U (Part 2)
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U (Part 2)
Oh, Super Smash Bros…why are you so fun? You are eating away at my time that I could spend playing other games. But yes, it’s true. Super Smash Bros. for Wii U is an amazing game. In fact, it’s so amazing, that we dedicated another episode solely for this game. And what better way to do this than to celebrate Couple’s Month? So, grab your controllers, because me and Paxton will be taking on the Fireberd Requiem couple, Eric and Lydia, in a grand battle. Today on The Next, Skyler and I will be taking on Eric and Lydia in a few rounds of Double Battles. Ready? Go!
Super Smash Bros. for Wii U: Team/3-Stock Match (Round 1)</b>
Skyler: Alright, everyone. Let’s begin by choosing what team each person will be on. I suggest that Paxton and I be on a team, just because we’ll win.
Paxton: For sure.
Lydia: I guess I can be on Eric’s team. I mean, I’ll carry him through the entire match.
Life as a Princess: Episode 178
Life as a Princess
Couple's Month Edition: Firefight and Gauge
Welcome back to the show. So, it appears as though Couple's Month is almost over. In the meantime, we'll try to end it with a bang, no pun intended. Today, I am joined by another pretty famous couple in T.O.O.N. Firefight and Gauge from Hazardous Emergencies are here with me. They're firefighters, so you can tell that these news headlines are going to be hot! Get it? Fine...I'll stop.
In U.S. News
Yo, it's Firefight. The FCC approved the Net Neutrality act, or whatever it's called. I don't live on Earth, how am I supposed to know it? Anyway, this bill effectively puts the internet in the same line as water and the phone bill. It will be regulated by the FCC, instead of providers like Comcast. Well, that's good. It means...absolutely nothing. You'll still be paying money. It's just a matter of how much now.
In Political News
Hi, it's Gauge! I guess the Republicans aren't that keen on having a woman
Origins Radio Network - #FireberdShipping
Origins Radio Network
Oh, hello! And welcome back to the final episode of Couple’s Month, where we’ll be talking about perhaps one of the most talked about couples on T.O.O.N. Oh, it’s exciting! As in other news, I’ve been told who the next host of the Eon Awards will be, and they will be featured in next week’s issue. I think Yaleia will talk about it in an episode later, but whatever. Anyway, tonight’s theme is Fireberd Requiem. And with that, let’s get started!
My guests tonight are the leader of the Fireberd Fleet and his amazing girlfriend, who is also a great cook. He commands a powerful army of robots and a massive armada of ships. Meanwhile, she is a very skilled…oh, I’ll skip the introductions and cut right to it! Please welcome to the show Eric and Lydia!
Vibravo: Welcome to the show, you two. It’s so nice for you both to finally be here!
Eric: We’re happy to be here!
Party of Champions 2
Party of Champions 2
“Ah, what a nice place!”
Yogurt entered a new city, known as Rai. There were a lot of traders and other shoppers bustling about, and the area itself was rather poor-looking. The streets were all dirt, and most of the shops consisted of tents and huts. In general, this is what the trade city looked like in his world.
Speaking of which, Yogurt lived on a planet called the Gold Sphere. It was a rather large planet, and it housed a whole lot of unique characters. In essence, it was the perfect place to start forming a team, especially one of super fighting capabilities.
Yogurt entered a shop, unaware of what was sold there. This shop was actually located in a building, and was one of the only shops in Rai actually inside. The interior had an archaic look. Stone structures and marble covered the walls and floors. A glass dome was located on top, providing light. An ornate rug covered the bottom of the ground. There were people talking and huddlin
Life as a Princess: Episode 177
Life as a Princess
Couple's Month Edition: Mindstar and Clairvoyance
Welcome back to another edition of Life as a Princess: Couple's Month. I've been busy meditating and going to the gym, as a good excuse to wear yoga pants. I mean, it's still pretty chilly in Chicago. Those pants are nice and comfy now, but come summer, it'll be too hot to wear those. Anyway, joining me today are Mindstar and Clairvoyance, two stars from The Royal Rank. Are you ready? Let's begin!
In Media News
Yo, it's Mindstar here. Marvel and 20th Century Fox are in an ongoing dispute. In fact, Marvel is going as far as to cancel the Fantastic Four comics just so Fox cannot bank off of more movies. That's fine. I mean, Fantastic Four in general was a pretty terrible comic, and it didn't sell well. All we need now is Wolverine in the Avengers movies. I mean, Magneto and Professor Xavier are much better in the hands of Disney than the stupid Fox production.
In World News
It's Clairvoyance he
Origins Radio Network - #RomanceRank
Origins Radio Network
Welcome back to the show. We’re back with Couple’s Month, and then we have perhaps my favorite couple in the T.O.O.N. Universe. Also, I’m looking into who will be the next host for the 2015 Eon Awards. I don’t know who it is, but I know it’s not me...which is unfortunate. Oh well, maybe next year? Anyway, we’ve got a great show for you all. Tonight’s theme is The Royal Rank. Now, let’s get this show on the road!
My guests tonight are the leader of the Royal Rank and his girlfriend. Both of them happen to be some of the strongest heroes in the universe. One of them can read minds and predict the future, and the other can encase herself in diamonds. Please welcome to the show Mindstar and Clairvoyance!
Vibravo: Welcome to the show, you two. I’m really excited that you both are here.
Clairvoyance: I’ve never been on the show before, so I’m super excit
Party of Champions 1
Party of Champions
Yogurt Joins The Battle
It was an early morning. A young man lay underneath an umbrella within a city, sleeping. He wore a black-unbuttoned vest, black pants, and sandals. He had three pink rings on his right hand and a red one on his left. He wore a boat hat on his head, but it had an unusually larger brim. He had a massive scar across his right eye. This is Yogurt, the main character of this series.
He yawned and rubbed his eyes. “Ah, what a nice nap!” Suddenly, something smacked into his head. Yogurt cried in pain.
“Owowow! What hit me?”
He looked down. It was a large pot. Moments later, an angry old man rushed outside yelling at him.
“Hey, boy!” he yelled. “How many times do I have to tell you? You’re not allowed to sleep here!”
Yogurt got up and confronted the man. “Sorry, old man. I was just taking a short nap, that’s all.”
“You do this all the time!” he growled. “What do