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Life as a Princess
Episode 170
Featuring Voltage
Hello, everybody! Welcome to an all new episode of Life as a Princess. Like every tenth episode or so, there is a guest host to take the place of Yaleia. So, this time, I will be hosting the show. My name is Voltage, the star of Desert Chronicles. It's a fantastic series, and I do hope you go check it out after this episode, but in the meantime, there has been some interesting stuff happening around the world.
In World News
So, there's been a lot of terrorism attacks occurring in Paris, France. In particular, a lot of them were actually French Cartoonists. Twelve of them died in a mass lunch attack...whatever that means on Earth. It's hard to joke about this, even though France itself hasn't been very kind to the U.S. in recent years. But I live on Sand Cafe. What do I know? Anyway, there were bombs found, along with a lot of other incidents involving the cops, but that's normal news.
In U.S. News
Well, this is scary news. There was a massive 170-car pileup on the I-94 in Michigan earlier today. Two semi-trucks collided, and one of them happened to be carrying 40,000 pounds of fireworks, which all detonated. People were forced to evacuate, it was that bad. At least one person has been confirmed dead, which is terrible. Be careful in the snow, guys. It's dangerous to drive out there on ice. I for one hate the ice. Brrrr...too cold for me!
In T.O.O.N. News
Is it true? Are the rumors finally true? That's right! No-name is returning to the T.O.O.N. network, after a nearly three year break. It's been a long while since we've seen him in a story. I have no idea when Reloaded is going to be out. Apparently, they are supposed to introduce some new characters, and many old ones will be canned in favor of a brand new team. A new No-name's Team? Oh, sign me up!
And that concludes today's episode. Thank you so much for reading guys, and if you liked my hosting, be sure to check out Desert Chronicles when you get the chance. I hope your lives are...well, scorpion/soldier lives like mine. Later, everybody!
Episode 170
Featuring Voltage
Hello, everybody! Welcome to an all new episode of Life as a Princess. Like every tenth episode or so, there is a guest host to take the place of Yaleia. So, this time, I will be hosting the show. My name is Voltage, the star of Desert Chronicles. It's a fantastic series, and I do hope you go check it out after this episode, but in the meantime, there has been some interesting stuff happening around the world.
In World News
So, there's been a lot of terrorism attacks occurring in Paris, France. In particular, a lot of them were actually French Cartoonists. Twelve of them died in a mass lunch attack...whatever that means on Earth. It's hard to joke about this, even though France itself hasn't been very kind to the U.S. in recent years. But I live on Sand Cafe. What do I know? Anyway, there were bombs found, along with a lot of other incidents involving the cops, but that's normal news.
In U.S. News
Well, this is scary news. There was a massive 170-car pileup on the I-94 in Michigan earlier today. Two semi-trucks collided, and one of them happened to be carrying 40,000 pounds of fireworks, which all detonated. People were forced to evacuate, it was that bad. At least one person has been confirmed dead, which is terrible. Be careful in the snow, guys. It's dangerous to drive out there on ice. I for one hate the ice. Brrrr...too cold for me!
In T.O.O.N. News
Is it true? Are the rumors finally true? That's right! No-name is returning to the T.O.O.N. network, after a nearly three year break. It's been a long while since we've seen him in a story. I have no idea when Reloaded is going to be out. Apparently, they are supposed to introduce some new characters, and many old ones will be canned in favor of a brand new team. A new No-name's Team? Oh, sign me up!
And that concludes today's episode. Thank you so much for reading guys, and if you liked my hosting, be sure to check out Desert Chronicles when you get the chance. I hope your lives are...well, scorpion/soldier lives like mine. Later, everybody!
The 170th episode, featuring special guest Voltage from Desert Chronicles. What a treat! Topics: Paris Bombings, Michigan Traffic Pileup, No-name's Adventure: Reloaded
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the terrorists attacked because they knew france would surrender anyway...and you said that it was hard to joke about this 