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Life as a Princess: Episode 177

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Life as a Princess
Episode 177
Couple's Month Edition: Mindstar and Clairvoyance

Welcome back to another edition of Life as a Princess: Couple's Month. I've been busy meditating and going to the gym, as a good excuse to wear yoga pants. I mean, it's still pretty chilly in Chicago. Those pants are nice and comfy now, but come summer, it'll be too hot to wear those. Anyway, joining me today are Mindstar and Clairvoyance, two stars from The Royal Rank. Are you ready? Let's begin!

In Media News
Yo, it's Mindstar here. Marvel and 20th Century Fox are in an ongoing dispute. In fact, Marvel is going as far as to cancel the Fantastic Four comics just so Fox cannot bank off of more movies. That's fine. I mean, Fantastic Four in general was a pretty terrible comic, and it didn't sell well. All we need now is Wolverine in the Avengers movies. I mean, Magneto and Professor Xavier are much better in the hands of Disney than the stupid Fox production.

In World News
It's Clairvoyance here! There is a lot of conflict going on in Russia, and Vladimir Putin thinks that Russia's military strength is currently "unmatched". Oh really? What the heck does he think is occupying North America right now? Does he not realize that the U.S. have enough nukes to decimate his entire country? Plus, they've got enough jets and defense systems to knock his puny little nuclear missiles clear out of the sky. It's a good thing I don't live on Earth. Highrank isn't at war with itself for crying out loud.

In U.S. News
Hi, it's Yaleia! Apparently, about 800,000 Obamacare members were given wrong tax information. That's pretty terrible, considering the stupidity that is Obamacare. Why is it that everything with this website is going bad? Seriously, is the government really that incapable of managing one simple website. There are thousands of web workers and coders out there. Can't they hire just a couple to make sure things like this don't happen?

And that concludes today's episode. Go check out The Royal Rank, if you wanna see more of Mindstar and Clairvoyance in action...get it? Because their a couple? No, whatever. I hope your lives are all princess lives like mine. See you later!
The 177th episode, featuring Mindstar and Clairvoyance from The Royal Rank. Topics: Fantastic Four Cancellation, Russia's Military Might, Obamacare Errors
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RaijiNinja's avatar
ya know both First Class and Days of Future Past were made by Fox and were absolutely amazing. Disney had nothing to do with them :iconfyiplz: