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Life as a Princess
Episode 184
Welcome back to the show. The Eon Awards are literally in a week now, and I can't wait! We've got a lot of news to cover in the meantime, and hopefully, Vibravo bought tickets for the show. He's always slacking until the last the moments. I'll get mad at him later. Right now, I have a show to do.
In Celebrity News
Kim Kardashian has released to the press that she and her hubby Kanye West are having sex around 500 times a day. Really? 500 times? I know you're trying to have another baby and screw up his or her name again, but that's insane! Vibravo and I could never hope to catch up to them! Well, on the plus side, it means that if these claims are true, then Kanye must be really terrible in bed if he finishes so soon that they can do it 500 times. One more reason to hate that stupid excuse of a rapper.
In World News
President Obama is fully committed to making sure that Israel's military might is greater than Iran's. And why wouldn't he? Iran is already as unstable as it can get. With them making nuclear weapons, there's no predicting what they'll do with them. Iran has already agreed to reduce its centrifuges from 19,000 to 5,060. But still, the fact that Iran is making more nukes should mean that trouble is coming. While war may not be necessary, it is turning into a possibility.
In Technology News
Microsoft is going to be using their new Spartan web browser. It's supposed to be the new Internet Explorer. Unfortunately, it won't be replacing Internet Explorer, which literally means Windows 10 is just getting two web browsers. What? Why? Why keep the god-awful Internet Explorer if no one is going to use it? Well, that's not true. People will just end up using Chrome and Firefox anyway. There's literally nothing going for Spartan. And stop naming things after Halo!
And that concludes today's episode. I hope your lives are all princess lives like mine. See you later!
Episode 184
Welcome back to the show. The Eon Awards are literally in a week now, and I can't wait! We've got a lot of news to cover in the meantime, and hopefully, Vibravo bought tickets for the show. He's always slacking until the last the moments. I'll get mad at him later. Right now, I have a show to do.
In Celebrity News
Kim Kardashian has released to the press that she and her hubby Kanye West are having sex around 500 times a day. Really? 500 times? I know you're trying to have another baby and screw up his or her name again, but that's insane! Vibravo and I could never hope to catch up to them! Well, on the plus side, it means that if these claims are true, then Kanye must be really terrible in bed if he finishes so soon that they can do it 500 times. One more reason to hate that stupid excuse of a rapper.
In World News
President Obama is fully committed to making sure that Israel's military might is greater than Iran's. And why wouldn't he? Iran is already as unstable as it can get. With them making nuclear weapons, there's no predicting what they'll do with them. Iran has already agreed to reduce its centrifuges from 19,000 to 5,060. But still, the fact that Iran is making more nukes should mean that trouble is coming. While war may not be necessary, it is turning into a possibility.
In Technology News
Microsoft is going to be using their new Spartan web browser. It's supposed to be the new Internet Explorer. Unfortunately, it won't be replacing Internet Explorer, which literally means Windows 10 is just getting two web browsers. What? Why? Why keep the god-awful Internet Explorer if no one is going to use it? Well, that's not true. People will just end up using Chrome and Firefox anyway. There's literally nothing going for Spartan. And stop naming things after Halo!
And that concludes today's episode. I hope your lives are all princess lives like mine. See you later!
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maybe kanye makes kim cum 500 times instead of the other way 