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Life as a Princess
Episode 187
Welcome back to the show. There's been so much going on in the past few days, and that's good! It means that I can continue to have topics to talk about. Unfortunately, none of the topics today are very appealing? Well, isn't that just upsetting. Well, whatever.
In Other News
Waka Flocka announced he is running for president. Well, that's sure something. One of his first acts as "president" was said to be banning dogs from restaurants. Whatever. The reason this isn't under "Celebrity New" is because I don't consider him a celebrity. The dude's not even old enough to run. You gotta be 35, and he's freaking 28. Plus, I don't think anyone would vote for him. I have faith in America...
In U.S. News
The Baltimore riots are still going on, and it's very serious. The Maryland National Guard was called to help deal with the trouble that the stupid rioters are causing. How serious is this? Well, let me put it this way. The Crips, Blood, BGF, and other gangs have called a truce in order to end the violence. If the Crips and Blood call truce, that means it's about to go down! I don't understand how the cops can be so corrupt! Why are they killing people like Freddie Gray? Unless he just happened to die right there, but I tend to doubt it.
In U.S News
President Obama's speech at the White House Correspondent's Dinner, and it was pretty funny. In fact, Obama's "Anger Translator", Luther, appeared! Oh my god! That's so great! Obama may not be the greatest president in history, but I definitely think he's one of the better ones. I love his humor, and he's way funnier than our previous one...ahem. Anyway, here's to a good two years of office. I hope they're good ones, Mr. President!
And that concludes today's show. I hope your lives are all princess lives like mine. See you later!
Episode 187
Welcome back to the show. There's been so much going on in the past few days, and that's good! It means that I can continue to have topics to talk about. Unfortunately, none of the topics today are very appealing? Well, isn't that just upsetting. Well, whatever.
In Other News
Waka Flocka announced he is running for president. Well, that's sure something. One of his first acts as "president" was said to be banning dogs from restaurants. Whatever. The reason this isn't under "Celebrity New" is because I don't consider him a celebrity. The dude's not even old enough to run. You gotta be 35, and he's freaking 28. Plus, I don't think anyone would vote for him. I have faith in America...
In U.S. News
The Baltimore riots are still going on, and it's very serious. The Maryland National Guard was called to help deal with the trouble that the stupid rioters are causing. How serious is this? Well, let me put it this way. The Crips, Blood, BGF, and other gangs have called a truce in order to end the violence. If the Crips and Blood call truce, that means it's about to go down! I don't understand how the cops can be so corrupt! Why are they killing people like Freddie Gray? Unless he just happened to die right there, but I tend to doubt it.
In U.S News
President Obama's speech at the White House Correspondent's Dinner, and it was pretty funny. In fact, Obama's "Anger Translator", Luther, appeared! Oh my god! That's so great! Obama may not be the greatest president in history, but I definitely think he's one of the better ones. I love his humor, and he's way funnier than our previous one...ahem. Anyway, here's to a good two years of office. I hope they're good ones, Mr. President!
And that concludes today's show. I hope your lives are all princess lives like mine. See you later!
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How did Obama ACTUALLY keep a straight face through this?!