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Life as a Princess: Episode 195

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Life as a Princess
Episode 195

Welcome back to the show! And what a warm welcome it is! Today is truly a day to celebrate for all lovers alike. If you don't live under a rock, you probably know what I'm talking about!

In U,S, News
It finally happened. In a "landmark" Supreme Court ruling 5-4, they have declared all same-sex marriage bans unconstitutional! That means that all 50 states must now comply to this new rule. I put the word "landmark" in quotes because everyone is using that term. I mean, this is huge news! For all you haters out there dissing on same-sex marriages, now it's constitutional for everyone. That's right! Love rules indeed!

In Political News
Well, Donald Trump, you think that retracting your statement about the Mexican immigrants is going to change how we feel about you? You claim the media has morphed your words out of context...yet, it's hard to defend yourself when you use words like "rapist" and "criminal". Your own daughter has to cover your back. I understand you make an important candidate for the Republican Party, but c'mon!

In Other News
A lot of people have been questioning what I will be doing for the 200th episode. Obviously, it's going to be a big thing, and I hope to make it as spectacular as the 100th. For now though, I'll be keeping it a secret. It's no surprise that we are almost there. In fact, I reckon the 200th episode will air sometime in early July. Please feel free to suggest anything to me, and I'll be sure to take it under consideration. After all, it's you guys that got me here in the first place.

And that concludes today's show. I hope your lives are all princess lives like mine. See you later!
The 195th episode. Topics: Same-Sex Marriage Constitutional, Trump Immigration Statements, 200th Episode
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RaijiNinja's avatar
as spectacular as 100? so not at all. well i do appreciate the fact that you appreciate your one reader. here's my suggestion: write a section on how we should devote ourselves to shrek :iconshrekplz: