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Life as a Princess: Episode 208

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Life as a Princess
Episode 208

Welcome back to the show. Vibravo and I are gonna go on vacation soon. That means that there will be more time to ourselves, where we can have sex and stuff. Vibravo doesn't like it when I talk about him on my show, but this is my show! I'll do whatever I want!

In Media News
NBCUniversal has made a deal with Buzzfeed, that one Internet video group. And now they're gonna do collaborations on TV shows and movies and other stuff. NBC has Jimmy Fallon, who is one of my favorite talk show hosts. On the other hand, I hate how much Buzzfeed videos are on my social media sites. So, hopefully this doesn't end bad for that media giant. I don't need another Top 10 reasons not to watch Buzzfeed...
Source: www.latimes.com/business/la-fi…

In U.S. News
It looks like there's a new candidate running against the main competitors, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and his name is Deez Nuts. And guess what? He has 9% of the people's vote. He's only 15, but still...that's 9% of the vote...in North Carolina, which is basically a nobody state. I kid them. The kid states that he would back Bernie Sanders if he had to choose one, even though he sides with the Libertarians. Whatever...as long as Trump doesn't win, I'm okay with this guy running our country.
Source: www.cbsnews.com/news/meet-pres…

In World News
And...now we enter Korean War II...or whatever it'll be called. North Korea and South Korea have exchanged fire, and Kim Jong Un has announced that the country is entering a "wartime state", which basically means the country is ready to deploy troops. Look, North Korea. I know I don't have much influence on the press currently, but you can't expect to go to war with your southern neighbor and not expect us to get involved. And once the U.S. becomes involved in anything, people die. Just saying...
Source: www.cnn.com/2015/08/21/asia/ko…

And that concludes today's episode. I hope your lives are all princess lives like mine. See you later!
The 208th episode. Topics: NBC/Buzzfeed Deal, Deez Nuts Presidential Campaign, North Korea/South Korea Conflict
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RaijiNinja's avatar
cant really call it a war when the country ends up destroying itself from failed missile launches :iconkimjongunplz: