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Life as a Princess: Episode 69

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Life as a Princess
Episode 69

Welcome back to the show, and perhaps the most "perverted" show to date. All jokes aside, we have some rather unexpected news just coming in.

In T.O.O.N. News
TheOrderOfNightmare has recently released a collage on Shantae. This particular piece has managed to receive well over 4000 views. That's the most of any single deviation they have submitted in history. Also, it has received more than 300 favorites, which is more than half of their current total favorites. Kinda impressive if you think about it. People love that sexy female genie.

In Technology News
Adobe has recently announced that there has been a security breach. Almost 3 million people have had their credit card data stolen. Well, doesn't that put a damper on things. Good thing our government is on the case and working hard to help out, right? Wrong, and now the people are paying the price. Oh well, Adobe's pretty smart. They'll know what to do.

In U.S. News
The government shutdown continues to drag on, and nothing is continuing to get done. So essentially, it's a pretty normal day for America. Hopefully, this doesn't last too long. When this happens in India, the princess has to make a sexual favor to someone. Just kidding. I told you it'd be perverted. To quote Ross from Friends: "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"

That concludes tonight's show. I hope your lives are all princess lives like mine...sexually. See you all later!
The 69th episode (Awe yeah). Topics: T.O.O.N. Shantae Collage, Adobe Security Breach, Government Shutdown
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