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Life as a Princess: Episode 71

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Life as a Princess
Episode 71

Welcome back to the show. I'm slowly nearing the 100th episode, at which point I shall do a remarkable show indeed. I want to give a huge thanks to Quiora for hosting the last show. Go check out Monster Saga if you're old enough. Breast cancer awareness is among us. Get those little pink ribbons out folks. Now then. It's time to get on with the show.

In Media News
Pokemon X and Pokemon Y were released yesterday. The world is absolutely going nuts over the new Pokemon, the new Mega Evolutions, and the first ever 3D-adventure on a handheld. That's something impressive, if you ask me. Anyway, I would recommend getting it, even though I don't have it myself. I heard it's pretty fun though. Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.

In World News
In case you weren't aware, today is No-Bra Day. That means that all the women around the world will be wearing no bra to raise awareness for breast cancer. I shall be doing that too. My breasts are big enough that I will be attracting attention regardless whether I wear one or not. But anything to show that India cares about the causes too!

In Other News
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if aliens attacked us? Or if they would even attack us? Seriously, if they were so advanced, why haven't they attacked us yet? Or at least made contact with us? We've been trying, and failing. Maybe there's really nothing else out there. If that is indeed the case, than we accomplished our goal of being the ultimate life forms. Swag!

That's it for our show today. I hope your lives are all princess lives like mine. Go check out Monster Saga. See you later!
The 71st Episode, with a focus on breast cancer. Topics: Pokemon X/Pokemon Y, No-Bra Day, Alien Lifeforms
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