Origins Radio Network - #PowerOfForesight

Origins Radio Network
#PowerOfForesight

Welcome back to the show! It’s been a couple weeks, and I apologize. The 2015 Eon Awards have come and gone, but that doesn’t mean we won’t have a good time together, am I right guys? Anyway…Yaleia and I are doing more “couple” stuff, so my episodes might be delayed more. Yes, I’m sorry. Tonight’s theme is Black Frontier. So, let’s charge in!

My guest tonight is the master of foresight herself. Back in the day, she was a living legend. She may be blind, but her ability to sense things around her is impeccable, and it makes for a very formidable foe. Plus, she’s only 33! Please welcome to the show Madame Celeste!
Vibravo: Welcome to the show, Celeste. It’s an honor to meet you at last!
Celeste: Thank you, Mr. Maximum. I appreciate you inviting me onto the show.
Vibravo: I’m actually surprised you managed to find your way here. I mean, I’m not making fun of the fact that you’re blind. I’m just saying.
Celeste: No, I understand. A lot of people are confused by my ability to predict where I go.
Vibravo: So, your foresight skill must’ve taken years to master, huh?
Celeste: Well, I was born blind, so it wasn’t so hard to learn. I got around. Foresight is just practice. Anyone is able to do it, even if you aren’t blind.
Vibravo: Really? Even I could learn it?
Celeste: Well, sure! I won’t say it’s impossible.
Vibravo: Wow, that’s really interesting! I’m actually intrigued now! What steps should an individual such as myself take in order to perfect foresight?
Celeste: You could start by not being such a pervert.
Vibravo: What do you mean by that? I’m not a pervert.
Celeste: You constantly drool over attractive women all the time on your show. Plus, you even have a girlfriend. You just come off as a giant creep to me.
Vibravo: I’m very good to Yaleia. She knows I love her the most out of all girls.
Celeste: What about Phoebe?
Vibravo: Phoebe is special. You leave her out of this!
Celeste: Sure.
Vibravo: Anyway, one of the main selling points of your series is that, despite you being the hero, you aren’t the main character. It is currently the only series in which the ally is the main character.
Celeste: Sally is a great character. I admire her determination to master foresight like myself.
Vibravo: Are you happy with the fact that you are a secondary character to her?
Celeste: I really couldn’t care less. I’ve got enough trouble to handle, what with my blindness. Sally is more than welcome to take the spotlight.
Vibravo: Well, that’s good. Are you ever planning on settling down, and finding a mate? I know you’re still pretty young and all.
Celeste: I’d have to spend an excessive amount of time with them. When you’re blind, you don’t settle down until you’re absolutely sure that the person you want to spend the rest of your life with won’t betray you.
Vibravo: How would that happen?
Celeste: Well, I don’t know at the moment. I’m just focusing on training Sally now.
Vibravo: Well, that’s good. And I think we’re nearing the end of our show tonight. Is there anything you’d like to mention before we close things up here?
Celeste: Go check out Black Frontier. It’s a good series, and while it is discontinued, it’s still worth the time!
Vibravo: Indeed. Well, that concludes our time. Thank you for appearing on the show, Celeste. I hope to see you again soon.
Celeste: Goodbye.

Up next on the show, we have a rap battle song…thing. This time, we’ll be pitting couples against each other. So, please welcome Captain X and Spear vs. Frostbite and Heartbreaker!

Captain X: Avast, you filthy beasts! An ambush?
Be gone, you foul dogs. Go mush!
Spear and I are on a date, you see
Plundering and pillaging the starry-skied sea
Now, I know this may be hard for you animals to understand
But this is a battle for the domination of land
And right now, your little moon realm is done
The rule of the Stormfront Pirates has begun!

Frostbite: Well, I’d be more upset if you guys were strong
Honestly, can’t you fools just get along?
I mean, your series is you and Spear fighting all the time
Stop bitching and get on with this pantomime.
Let’s face it. You’re Xona. It’s your freaking name
Spear’s not wrong. In fact, he’s the only one sane.
I’d howl you a Recollection, but it’d make things worse
Perhaps you should rid yourself of that Inferia Curse.

Spear: Hey, that’s my girlfriend you’re talking about.
I’ll animal control your ass all the way out
Keep howling your garbage, I’ll plug my ears
And then call the Martrydom Pack for your worst fears
I don’t understand why you must be so stubborn
All those wolf fights made you look worn
I’d look out in the future for a Superia warning
You may not live to see the next morning

Heartbreaker: Sheesh. All this trash talk, but no fight
It looks like the Stormfront Pirates are gonna lose tonight
Your mate looks fierce, Spear. She’s gonna burst
We’ll clean up the mess afterwards. Do you worst!
You dueled against a woman and tied overall
But you became her bitch. That’s no close call
After getting slashed by Ruby and Skullair
I’d watch your carelessness…beware!

Captain X: Oh, you really got us wolves. You may have got us beat.
But as the captain, I’ll show you something that’s pretty damn neat
The Melodesire Pack can put up a good fight
But like the old cliché, they’ve got more bark than bite!
Spear: Nice job, Xona! I’ll take it from here
Now witness the finisher from your lover, Spear
Oh, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
A pirate’s life for the Stormfront Pirate. Yum yum yum!

Frostbite: Such kind words from such illiterate beings
But Nocturnal Galaxy really has nothing outside of its sight-seeings
Your series is for kids, yet it has sex and gore
Plus it features an alcoholic and a whore
Heartbreaker: I’m a dream maker, darlings. Here us howl
We’re hungry like the wolf, and we’re on the prowl.
Don’t mess with us! This wolf is on fire!
And never, ever mess with the Melodesire!

So, who won? Both sides had their advantages. I’d side with Frostbite, just because I like him more…but that’s just me.

And finally, for our “Hero of the Week”, we look at Madame Celeste, who has gotten a tremendous buff with this new update. In fact, her buff is so great, it has effectively placed her in the upper tiers, along with Necria, Robin, and Firefight. What makes her so good, you ask? Well, it’s her Special Ability: Foresight. It got so buffed, it made her viable.
Okay, so let me start by explaining her unique ability. Foresight used to allow her to predict enemy movements by essentially delaying their input lag by half a second. This effectively allowed her to combo without any delay. You could do this for about four seconds, so it was literally worthless. Now, however, the update made it so you can attack for a full nine seconds. That’s more than double the time! You can rack up so much damage in this time, it’s almost unnerving!
Celeste does have her flaws though. Unfortunately, she’s light, and she doesn’t do much damage. She’s very nimble, but she’s also a weak fighter. Her speed forces her to focus on dodging, as she can’t take many hits, especially from strong characters like Armagon and Stellarlite. Plus, her Special Ability did get a nerf to only being able to be used once per match. That limits her overall effectiveness by a substantial margin. In actual truth, Celeste becomes very predictable once she uses her Special Ability, so make sure you keep your play style on your toes.
The other thing, however, that Celeste has going for her is her walking cane. It has surprising range, and can easily space out most characters who can’t do the same. Oh, and did I mention it can also deflect projectiles? Yeah, characters like Torture Droid and Anode who literally rely on projectiles to get them places have a disadvantage against Celeste. Just make sure you don’t miss your reflection. It’ll end really, really badly if you do.
Special Ability: Foresight
Mega Ability: Treasure Hunter

And that concludes this week’s show. Tune in next week for another exciting episode of ORN. It’ll be well worth it! Vibravo signing out!